ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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