There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
