Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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