Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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