I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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