I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I skipped work to stalk him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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