She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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