so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
