do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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