She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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