WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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