before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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