? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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