Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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