She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's never too late to be topless.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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