Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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