I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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