I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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