i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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