Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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