I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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