Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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