just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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