is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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