Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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