Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
All the doctor said was why
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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