thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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