I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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