You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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