I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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