careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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