margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's intense
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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