The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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