i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I cockslap morals
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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