butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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