Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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