I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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