haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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