Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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