I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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