You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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