I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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