so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
and you said cock pushups were impossible
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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