For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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