I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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