So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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