so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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