Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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