he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
