why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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