The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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