is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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