But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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