But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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