hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just high enough for therapy.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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