fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm going to jail i love you
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
not ubering you a puppy
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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